Roaming Gnome


With spring now sprung in Oxfordshire, Miss Fleet retrieved from the shed her beloved tractor, a present from her Uncle and Aunt Farmer. We set off on an expedition ’round the block’, accompanied by Miss Fleet’s dear friend Cecil the Slightly Camp Gnome, who adopted a proprietorial air in the trailer.

Out foray coincided with the arrival of the bin men, who fell about laughing as a stern faced four-year-old powered past them on a miniature John Deere towing an effete gnome and trailed by an shifty and embarrassed looking thirty-six year old man with a crafty cigar on the go.


2 Responses to Roaming Gnome

  1. 6000 says:

    “slightly” camp?

  2. Fleet of Worlds says:

    Oh, alright, Cecil the As Gay as a Tree-full of Monkeys on Nitrous Oxide Gnome.

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